Friday, October 5, 2007

Visual Dream Log (Entry 1)

I opened an eatery in Western Pennsylvania that serves only appetizers. My staff is made up entirely out of NBA JAM stars with John Stockton as the head chef and Penny Hardaway as an excellent waiter. My friends Bob Walles and James Beard moved to Western Pennsylvania for some reason, and they're regulars- something about lumber. After some debate I decided to wear an apron all the time even though I don't do any food preparation. It makes me look busy even though I just hang out in the kitchen and get in the way of my not-to-scale ex-NBA all-star staff.

In an effort to compete with the ball-pit at the local McDonalds I tried installing a block-pit but was taken aside by Horace Grant mid-way through construction. Horace said "Blocks is sharp." I thought he was complementing my choice of blocks over balls but he was instead raising very valid safety and liability concerns.