I can't trust the internet to be right about things.

How many times do you think you can lie to me in one day, internet?

One.


Two.


Three.


Four. The answer is four because I stop using the internet after four.

Although I already knew that the internet is full of lies, I did learn a really valuable lesson from today's frustrations: Everyone who works at Fox News is a bona fide square:
If I mistook cigarettes for pot, I too would believe that there is a marijuana epidemic. I mean it sure SEEMS like everyone is smoking really strong pot nowadays...