Before the Storm Hits...

At 2pm today the Mitchell Report comes out. For those who don't know, this report will name names (possibly over 50) of Major League Baseball players who've been using performance enhancing drugs. There are All-Stars and Cy Young award winners on this list. It's going to be a monumental day for the sport of baseball.

Word on the street is that SEVERAL big Yankees are going to be on the list. I, as a Boston Red Sox fan(and to a lesser degree - a Mets fan), am praying that none of my favorite players (Big Papi, Manny, Schilling, Beckett, Youklis, Reyes) are on that list.

I am also hoping that certain players are on that list:

This will be A-Rod's new nickname if he's on the list.
(And probably the headline of tomorrow's New York Post and/or Daily News)

Look for another update today after the list drops.

UPDATE:

Nope, not A-Rod. Just Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and a ton of the 2000 championship team. Oh well. ROID-ger Clemens? Not as good as A-Roid. Well, I can still make this work...