Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Enthusiasts of the Mundane (or Dead)

www.npausa.com
That is the website for the National Pigeon Association of America.
The NPA is a group of people who are enthusiastic about unspectacular and common birds.
They have an official seal:

They have districts and representatives for those districts:



They have a junior pigeon club and they have meetings and competitions:

THE GLORY!!!


This photo was taken through a peephole because no one actually wants to be in the same room as these losers.

If you're interested in attending the NPA Great Lakes Grand National (The Academy Awards of the pigeon world), you can make your way to the Gibralter Trade Center in Mt. Clemens Michigan on January 24th, 25th and 26th. It's three days long so no excuses for missing out. Just make sure you remember the date because if you're not careful you could stumble into the wrong animal/trade show.


You don't want to be the only pigeon-toting tire-kicker under the pile of dead deer.

A quick glance at the Mt. Clemens Gibralter Trade Center website reveals some of the other great events that are sure to interest you:



It's time to relocate if the only things to do in your town are:
1. Kill animals
2. Love animals

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where the heck have you been for the past two months? The internet just doesn't blog itself MJ. Happy and Merry!

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